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Mc Chris OwnzMC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymesI spell word with a three
Name's MC
Other rappers flow weak
Like window unit AC'sLatinas on my penis
Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies
As long as they eighteenI got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything
'Cause my mouth is remorselessEven the source says
My hip hop's a vortex
Leave horseheads on doorsteps
My mic checks cost CorvettesThe strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code
So he throws me a Stroh'sWeak MC's decompose
'Cause they know I can flow
Like Wesell comma Zam
Through Coruscant corridorsHumidors filled with stoges
Filled with dro
Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh
Is filled with the word broFuck the lexicon of octagons
I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheders
I'm all about pro's, 'bout pro's.MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymesI'm lit like a branch davidian
Or what's left of the lithium
In Cobain's cranium
I fill Wimbly StadiumOnce bitten, twice shy
Call it pyromania
When I roll up in KashyyykI roll three Jedi's deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep
All got vest's underneathThere's no need to believe
In the heat that I keep
Or the swears that I *bleep*
Of the heiresses I freakIt's embarrising to me
I'm like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin' up, makin' creamI am just like Howard Dean
When I scream
I get red
I get meanCan't believe you be buying
What I be shucking and jiving
Fuck it if I am the next big thing
With promotional tie-insI am just cartoon making rapper
You think I'm lying
Everybody bust a move
Like it is that rave in ZionMy self aggradizing and deprecation
Keeps 'em guessing
Call my venus flytrap
'Cause my DJ's Howard HessmanWord 'em up, yo
Word 'em up, yo
I just let the rap game
Out of a choke holdMC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes ml

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Chris Ward, otherwise known as mc chris (always free from punctuation and capitalization), is a voice actor, rapper and improvisational comedian born September 2, 1975, in Libertyville, Illinois. His trademarks include the synthesis of his "geek" heritage with the "gangster" image associated with hiphop artists, and the high pitch of his voice, celebrated in his 2003 song "10 Year Old" (likening his voice to a child of ten years age).

Read more about MC Chris on Last.fm.


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